{"product_id":"destroy-or-die-existence-is-futile-t-shirt","title":"Destroy or Die Existence is Futile T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"26\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"10\" data-start=\"0\"\u003efutile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"13\" data-start=\"10\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"24\" data-start=\"13\"\u003eadjective\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"131\" data-start=\"28\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"73\" data-start=\"28\" data-section-id=\"enw4ak\"\u003ehaving no effective result; unsuccessful\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"111\" data-start=\"74\" data-section-id=\"1l2dc9w\"\u003epointless; unimportant; trifling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"131\" data-start=\"112\" data-section-id=\"1owbfrk\"\u003einane or foolish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYes that is Destroy or Die's owner Dan printed on the front of a white t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable up to 2XL\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMade from \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eheavy weight 100% \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-toggle=\"tooltip\" data-placement=\"right\" title=\"The fibers harvested from within the seed pods of a cotton plant. 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